After months and months of indecision, the new toy, I mean new tool has finally arrived. Not a lawn mower, not a brush grinder, but a brush mower. Designed to cut brush and woody weeds, the brush mower was chosen as Plan473 no longer has access to the shredder. Well I should say no longer has easy access as the shredder now resides with the Worrier about five hours away. And with no trailer to haul the shredder on either, the brush mower really was the only decision. Having needed to the mow the spray field over two months ago, the spray heads were now completely over grown with cord grass and they are over two feet in the air! We really should have purchased this months ago.
No time like the present. Having read the list of the all the safety gear one needs to operate the brush mower, the Kid was prepared. Instructions were read, brush mower was assembled, and the break-in routine was followed. Guess the Kid thought taking notes on the break in routine could be dangerous to the ears and eyes. I asked if he has safety gear for his brain. When asked why, I said his brain was likely to explode after not having used it all summer. Ha, ha. Score was for me! He did not find my humor as funny as me.
With the break in routine complete, the Planner gave it a once around the property to test all variants of brush. He cut a pass through the cord grass, across the coastal patch, around the water platform, back through the seven foot tall sunflower patch behind the trailer, and back through the cord grass in a narrow path instead of full width. Not bad. The mower did not like the coastal grass much but this is to be expected as it not a mower and does not contain a mower shoot. Without a mower shoot, the coastal is too long, stringy, and thick to mulch easily.
Unable to mulch, the coastal bunches up and leaves windrows. Another pass and they were gone. But not before the doggo had her fun. Uh, uh, uh, grumble, grumble, moan, moan. She was loving the freshly cut grass. Really going to have to video her doing her dog grass rolls. She makes the craziest of grunts and groans.
With a quick lesson on how to operate and what to do if you panic, the Kid was off mowing the thinner cord grass on the perimeter. As with all things currently, the Kid does not weigh enough to handle the mower in the thick grass. That was left for me.
When the Kid's arms finally gave out (hard to handle a mower with twigs for arms) I finally got my turn. In case you did not know, I was born for manual labor. Let no blade stand before me. Except when it is home to a wolf spider and her egg sac. This lovely specimen was one of several dozen I mowed around. Some were in sacs and some were on backs. I wouldn't even let the chickens see them. Don't know if chickens would eat a spider the size of a soda can lid but this was not a chance I was willing to take. Man how I just love new toys. I mean tools.